Wednesday, March 23

The power of Boner compells you!

So, here we are. The maiden voyage of My Bits. hee hee. I decided to see what all the hype was about with 'Blogs'. Now that I'm here, not quite sure what to do with My Bits. hee hee. We could talk politics. Now that the country voted against our own best interests and re-elected dumb-ass W, we'll have lots to talk about the next four years. Seriously, what were people thinking!...but we've got lots of time to cover that. We could talk entertainment: The Ring Two, dissapointing. Cursed, fun old style monster movie, I liked it. But really I'm a slave to reality t.v. I can't help it. It started with The Real World. From the moment the "fork incident" happened in season one, I was hooked. After Real World Vegas I told myself I was done with The Real World. Then what do they do? Real World Philedelphia! Where the cast gets a job working for the Philedelphia Soul....Jon Bon Jovi's arena football team. Damn you MTV! You are an evil genius! So, of course Jon Bon Jovi's (hereafter to be called "my husband") involvement meant my involvment for another season. But, it's over now...so I can finally quit. I really think this time I can do it, I'll just have to be strong. But, The Amazing Race had me at hello. It's the best of all the reality shows. I love the fact that Rob and Amber (ala Survivor) are on it this season. I don't want them to win, but I'd like them to make it to the end. I am only a part time watcher of Survivor, because it's on against The OC, which I love. I can't wait for Big Brother to start again, I love it so. OMG! I saw on tv the other day that Kirk Cameron has his own ministry! Mike Seaver? Preacher man? Strange. Don't get me wrong, that's cool he found God and it's all working out for him, but it was shocking. Not as shocking as seeing Vanity spread the good word, but shocking. Speaking of, kinda, I took a quiz on quizfarm.com, "Which Religon Are You" or something like that, and I got "SATANIST". wow huh. Not that I'm one of those ignorant people that thinks satanists are people that worship satan, but it's pretty funny to have an internet quiz tell you you're a "SATANIST". I've got to go now, I must seek out the dark forces and join in their hellish crusade.