Scrubs Music Video -- Guy Love

Scrubs is back tonight!! Yeah! I like it A - LOT.

I'm in love!

So I've seen Casino Royale twice now, and I just have to say that basically it rules and Daniel Craig is my new boyfriend. OMG HE IS DREAMY! I love him as Bond, loved this Bond movie and how they dealt with James at the beginning of his 007 life. It was fantastic and I can't wait until the next one. I think Daniel Craig is my new favorite Bond.

I mean... come on. 'Nuff said. If you haven't seen Casino Royale yet, YOU MUST! Do it.

 

Bon Jovi Hall of Fame

Here are my boys performing after their induction.

Shut Your Fucking Mouth When You Eat!!!

Topic 1: TomKat Wedding Fever!

• Tough week to be an entertainment reporter ha? "Yeah, I HAVE to go to Italy for a week to cover the Tomkat wedding. boo hoo..."
• Quit asking celebrity wedding guests what the wedding was like!!! It's a fucking wedding... what are they going to say? "She looked like shit. This was the worst wedding ever."
• Ok, now that they're married can we stop hearing about them? WTF!

Topic 2: Britney-Fucking-Spears!

• It drives me nuts that now that Brit dumped K-Fed, suddenly people are acting like she's this great girl who was just being taking advantage of from K-Fed, the big loser in the relationship. Seriously? What the fuck?! BRITNEY SPEARS IS A SKANKY-FISHY-BITCH-WAD! Her divorce doesn't change that. It's true that they are both separate to wander the white-trash sea of life alone now... But make no mistake that they are both the same people they were 6 mos. Ago.
• In case you were dead this week, Britney ("Miss Spears" if you're nasty) was caught giving out accidental photo shoots with her Cha Cha. Real nice. Here's a tip... From one woman to another: When you're going 'commando' wear a dress that's long enough to cover your ass! Even when you're Britney Spears, an uninvited Quim-shot is never welcome.

Topic 3: Thanksgiving

• Lame... As usual. Mom and I spent the day at my Grandmother's house. The end.
• The Macy's Day Parade was hella lame. It's just a big New York commercial, basically. Whatever.

Topic 4: Black Friday

• This year I broke my black friday hymen, and I went to stand in lines for doorbuster sales, at 3:30am.
• I have said before that there is nothing I want that bad, and I was right. Wow, I way underestimated the number of people. I actually started talking to the people around me in line, so that was fun and made the time pass more quickly.
• I went to get a camcorder for my Aunt in Oklahoma, and after almost 2 hours in line I was successful! So, it was worth it, but I don't think I'll be one of those people that makes it a yearly tradition. Seriously, go get some sleep people. lol

Topic 5: Bon Jovi

• My sweet babies were inducted into the UK Rock & Roll Hall of Fame this past week! It was so great to see them honored like that. A personal thanks to them for the mention of Alec and Hugh. That meant a lot to me as a fan, thanks for not leaving them out.
• Also inducted were James Brown, and Prince. Prince didn't perform, which was disappointing, but his acceptance speech was really nice, and I just love him. :D
• In addition, my husband surprised me by appearing on Ellen during a segment with my President, Bill Clinton. IT WAS SWEET! My baby AND my president...In one setting! Dreamy! ;D Don't I have the best husband ever?! He goes all the way to New York, just to surprise me. He's so sweet.

Final Topic: Smackers, You're on notice!

• Seriously, I don't know what I'm going to do. So, before I go to the top of the belltower to start taking people out I'm going to try to reason with you. Not all of you out there... just you, the "Smackers". Yeah, that's right... "Smackers." You know who you are.
• If you Smackers can't find a way of eating or chewing with your fucking mouth SHUT... it may be the end for you. Over the years, all the Smackers have continued to smack their fucking full mouths, completely disregarding anyone else in the room, theatre, planet... And they've almost killed the last "human" part of me. Once it's gone... DANGER!
• Seriously, next time your at a restaurant, or food court look around. It is disgusting the way most people eat. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING COW!!!!! It's disgusting! It's rude!
• The average Smacker is going to be a child... However, don't be fooled into letting it go because of their age. Start the training early! Note: Adult Smackers are usually closeted smackers who are unaware of their own smacker status and will become angry when outed as a "Smacker".
• Note: The Queen bee of the Smackers is the the Teenage Girl. BE VERY CAUTIOUS WITH THIS SMACKER! They can smack like none other! It's the perfect warm-up for phone talking...Starts loosening the jaw. There are only two options: attack the teen girl smacker, or leave the room, theatre, planet until the beast is done feeding.
• One final note. If the disgusting pig-filth-Smackers-O'-the-world get to continue to eat/chew with their mouths open, no matter how offensive and rude to others then I think the Smackers can live with me telling them to shut their fucking mouths, despite how rude it may be.

PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

Democrat Domination!

 

Choppin Broccoli

This is one of my favorite all time SNL moments. Please to enjoy.