Tuesday, February 10

Scott Baio Farted On My Pillow!

"I need help! I need a facial! I need to go on a diet! I need money! I need new
shoes!"
::sigh:: Perfect quote for how I feel today. (By the way...Name the movie anyone?) I'm going to whine now. Please to enjoy. So, I've had pink eye for a week now, and I think I've been a pretty good sport about the whole thing really. Especially considering my one and only previous go 'round with pink eye was something out of a horror movie. (That eye killed a friend's wedding photos, and lasted a month.) It is also true that I'm almost healed this time. I think maybe just another day or two before I'm completely healed, and I guess that's why I'm so fucking over it already! Now, I'm cranky about it. I've been in such a bad mood the past couple of days and it's because I just want it over already. Also, having pink eye the same time that allergies kick in... not great. I just want to wear makeup again. Without makeup I have black hair and blond eyebrows. Hot. I tried doing just the eyebrows, without the rest of my makeup... Hot Tranny Mess. It just doesn't work. So, instead I've got nothing...and black hair. lol I've never been a girl who refuses to let people see her without makeup, but the black hair is a full face commitment, or it just doesn't look right. With blond eyebrows? No. So, I'm ready to put my "face" on. I've also had a headache all day today.

On a good note though, I'm getting an income tax refund and it's sweet!

Tuesday, February 3

E*TRADE Baby Outtakes

Seriously, I can't handle the E*Trade baby...it's so funny. I LOVE these commercials.