If I was a Lesbo

This list is much easier than my real list of 5. So, here we go.

# 1. Angelina Jolie. This is pretty universal. Just about every girl and every guy I know out there would "hug" her. She's hot business!!

# 2. Salma Hayek. Wow!

# 3. Heather Graham. Does she make you horny baby, yeah!

# 4. Demi Moore. I mean seriously Demi? Ashton?! Really?! I mean....come on!

# 5. Catherine Zeta-Jones. Michael Douglas must LOVE his life.

My List of 5

So, here is my List of 5 as of the moment. If you don't know what the list of 5 is then you never watched Friends and need to get with the program. Also, as I am "married" to JBJ already, I don't have to put him on the list, it's a given. But isn't this just the yummiest picture of him EVER!!

#1 Vince Vaughn: He's so money!!!

#2 Orlando Bloom: yummy...yes please!

#3 Matthew McConaughey: all the evidence you need is in A Time To Kill. no shirt, wearing jeans with no shoes or socks and all sweaty....wow!

#4 Johnny Depp: He just keeps getting better and better

#5 Antonio Banderas : no wonder Melanie is always hanging all over him...

Vin Diesel and Keanu Reeves are alternates...they just missed the cut, this time. Stay tuned for the "If I was a lesbian list of 5". : )

Who's on your list?

Honestly....Harry!

Here are some pictures I found of some of the cast members of the upcoming Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire... I'm so excited!

mad eye moody

Cedric.... gerarrrr! Although the pictures of him a bit older than this one...eh...not as much.

Fleur, Crouch and Dumbledore

Katie Leung as Cho

Not Guilty

Michael Jackson NOT GUILTY on ALL charges!!! WOO HOOO!!! Yeah!!! I'm so happy about the verdict. I'm so glad that it's done and over with, and he's not going to jail. Now, as a fan and long time suporter of Michael I have a message for him.

Michael, you are a DUMB ASS! If I was there with you I would smack you across the face.... What were you thinking?! I don't believe that you're sexually attracted to children (I don't think you're sexually attracted to anyone for that matter. ) and I don't believe that you're a molester. I believe that your intentions are innocent, however, MOST people don't have kids sleep in bed with them. You can't do that without people thinking you're up to something! DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN THAT SITUATION!! No Michael...that's a bad Michael! Learn from this. Unfortunately there are always going to be people that will always believe that you are guilty. Be smart in the future. You're stuck in your childhood and you need help. You need people around you to tell you the truth, people that can and will tell you NO. Please please please, get the help you need so that you can be happy and you don't need a house full of kids to do it. You have to change your lifestyle, it's questionable and it doesn't help your situation. Get help, get back to making music, and don't let yourself be alone with other people's kids anymore. Gosh!

So, anyway, I'm so relieved about this. Now, we'll see if he is taken to civil courts. That will be interesting, since the accuser's parents keep saying that they aren't interested in money (yeah right!), which is all they can get from a civil case. Personally, I think from the very beginning that is what this was about, $$$$, so I expect the family to take this to the civil courts. In the meantime, run Mike, run to Neverland. : )

ha ha ha.... check out this funny article... http://thepoorman.net/wp-trackback.php?p=159 . Good times....

Congrats Republicans on 2 "Great" Presidents!

OH MY GOD!!! I need to vent about something for a minute. I can't believe there is an actual debate going on in our country about Mark Felt (Deepthroat). There are actually people out there who feel he is a traitor to this country. ?!?!?!?!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me?!! Since when is telling the truth about corruption going on within our own government (and at the highest level!) being a traitor. What he did was for the BENEFIT of our country! Nixon was corrupt, and shady and he got called out on it. Let's see if I can think of a more recent example.....hmm....let's see.....oh yeah! I know. How about President Clinton! First let me say that I love me some Clinton. He was one of our greatest Presidents, and I don't for one minute GIVE A SHIT WHO HE GETS A BJ FROM!! That has nothing to do with the actual business of politics, whereas what Nixon was doing was in everyway related to his job of politics. However, many people feel that what President Clinton did does reflect on his role as President, so for arguments sake, let's go with it. Did anyone, for one minute, call Linda Tripp a traitor to this country?! NO!! Why? Because she exposed questionable behavior and lies that our President was involved in. .......WTF.... So, how is it that Mark Felt is a traitor! People throw that term around too much anymore. Jane Fonda was a traitor. Mark Felt, not a traitor. It is not acting against our country and it's people to expose law breaking in government, it's YOUR CIVIC DUTY!!! Of course the Republicans feel he is a traitor because they lost one of their crooked Presidents and they looked like shit! Well, you know what, DEAL WITH IT!! HE WAS A CRIMINAL, A LIAR, AND A CHEAT AND HE DESERVED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO HIM!! YOU SHOULD WANT PEOPLE TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH IN GOVERNMENT...NOT CONDEMN IT!!! Fuck...it pisses me off! On Bill O'Reilly's website there is a poll about this very subject. It reads:
"Is Mark Felt (Deepthroat):

• a hero
• a villain
• too hard to say"

A "villain"?! Really? Osama Bin Laden is a "villain". Ursala the sea witch is a "villain". And, "too hard to say". Oh fuck! Take a stand on the issue. People piss me off. ::sigh:: Just needed to get that off my chest.

Anyhoo....

I wanted to share with you all an email I received today from Move On PAC regarding the "Downing Street Memo." I encourage everyone to read this, especially Dubya supporters. More importantly, you need to sign this petition.

'Last month, the Times of London printed "smoking gun" evidence that long before the invasion of Iraq the Bush administration was determined to go to war, intentionally distorting intelligence, and lying to the American people.
The proof comes from the classified minutes of a British cabinet meeting, referred to as the "Downing Street Memo." So far President Bush has refused to explain or directly respond to the memo, but pressure is mounting daily from Congress and the public. This week Tony Blair visited Washington and the press finally started asking the obvious questions—creating a critical opportunity to turn up the heat.
One Congressman, John Conyers of Michigan, has started a citizens petition—demanding that Bush directly respond to the evidence of deception contained in the Downing Street Memo. When half a million Americans sign, Rep. Conyers will personally deliver the signatures to the gates of the White House.
If we can reach 500,000 signatures today we can bring this scandal to light while the story is still hot. Please add your voice today:
http://www.moveonpac.org/tellthetruth/?id=5653-5674155-syUFfErMnvTuAE5ep2JG8Q&t=3
For more information about the Downing Street Memo, including the full text, visit http://www.downingstreetmemo.com/

"Bill O'Reilly is a Big Blubbering Vagina"

So, I thought I was done for the day, but then Justin helped me figure out the confusing link thing (check 'em out.... so pretty...) so then I couldn't resist making another entry. So, let's see what's up in Hollywood. Hmm.....Revenge of the Sith made $158.4 Million in it's first four days...Rock on!... Tara Reid is going to be the new host of E!'s Wild On! Series. Oh lord, as if she doesn't party enough, now someone is going to pay her to do it. I see an E! True Hollywood story in her future. ...Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church are going to be villians in Spiderman 3, they should work in a That 70's Show smoke circle with the 2 villians, Spidey and Mary Jane (of course!).... Gilligan (Bob Denver) had quadruple bypass surgery, but is recuperating nicely....The voice of Tony the Tiger (Thurl Ravescroft) died of prostate cancer, and the voice of Fred Flinstone (Henry Corden) died of lung failure. ooohhhh....sad! : ( ....Oliver Stone was arrested for a DUI (he was probably set up by the government!)....NIN was dropped from the MTV movie awards after they refused to let him have a picture of Dubya as a backdrop (Damn the man Trent!)....Paris Hilton is engaged to a greek shipping heir named PARIS Latsis...."ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Paris".....Yeah!!! From The Real World San Francisco, Judd and Pam (who got married after the show) had a baby boy! Congrats to them! I love them so much!....The Cure lost two band members after 10 years, keyboardist Roger O'Donnell, and guitarist Perry Bamonte, but no reason was given...Christian Slater was arrested (again!) for "groping" a woman on the street. Ew! Perv! He pleaded not-guilty to "forcible touching" and thrid degree sexual abuse. ::sigh:: Christian, what's going on buddy? .....and Vince Neil has started his own winery, Vince Vineyards. I think he should have called it Dr. Feelgood.

So, I've added a link to The Best Page In The Universe, and it just might be. It's one of my favorite sites...Maddox is hilarious! First, let me appologize to my fellow Star Wars nerds, he gives the new movie a pretty harsh beat down, but it's still pretty funny. Anyway, I recommend "5 Shitty Movies That Everyone Loves", "Bill O'Reilly is a Big Blubbering Vagina", and the FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'LL EVER SEE.... "I Am Better Than Your Kids" and "More Crappy Children's Art Work". These last two are down in the "Read These Classics Or Go To Hell" section. The "I Hate Cameron Diaz" page is funny shit too. So, go now...and enjoy!

Rock Out With Your Cock Out!

So a friend of mine, Jimmy...a.k.a. JimmyChonga!, is in a band and they are going to be on all dates of the Warped Tour concert. Woo Hoo! This is their second year doing all dates, so it's pretty exciting. The band's name is D.O.R.K. (www.wearedork.com), go check out the site. You can listen to some of their songs and they have a band blog also. They are going to have 3 songs on the soundtrack of the next American Pie movie (American Pie: Band Camp), which comes out next spring. Hopefully they become big mega-stars so that we can sell all the funny stories about Jimmy to the tabloids and become rich too! ("You're prettier than the quarter in my pocket.") So, if you go to Warped Tour this summer be sure to check them out, you won't be disspointed.

I added some links...My friend Justin's Blog, my friend Tim's blog, and of course Bon Jovi, along with some others. :)


Enjoy!