Wednesday, June 8

"Bill O'Reilly is a Big Blubbering Vagina"

So, I thought I was done for the day, but then Justin helped me figure out the confusing link thing (check 'em out.... so pretty...) so then I couldn't resist making another entry. So, let's see what's up in Hollywood. Hmm.....Revenge of the Sith made $158.4 Million in it's first four days...Rock on!... Tara Reid is going to be the new host of E!'s Wild On! Series. Oh lord, as if she doesn't party enough, now someone is going to pay her to do it. I see an E! True Hollywood story in her future. ...Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church are going to be villians in Spiderman 3, they should work in a That 70's Show smoke circle with the 2 villians, Spidey and Mary Jane (of course!).... Gilligan (Bob Denver) had quadruple bypass surgery, but is recuperating nicely....The voice of Tony the Tiger (Thurl Ravescroft) died of prostate cancer, and the voice of Fred Flinstone (Henry Corden) died of lung failure. ooohhhh....sad! : ( ....Oliver Stone was arrested for a DUI (he was probably set up by the government!)....NIN was dropped from the MTV movie awards after they refused to let him have a picture of Dubya as a backdrop (Damn the man Trent!)....Paris Hilton is engaged to a greek shipping heir named PARIS Latsis...."ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Paris".....Yeah!!! From The Real World San Francisco, Judd and Pam (who got married after the show) had a baby boy! Congrats to them! I love them so much!....The Cure lost two band members after 10 years, keyboardist Roger O'Donnell, and guitarist Perry Bamonte, but no reason was given...Christian Slater was arrested (again!) for "groping" a woman on the street. Ew! Perv! He pleaded not-guilty to "forcible touching" and thrid degree sexual abuse. ::sigh:: Christian, what's going on buddy? .....and Vince Neil has started his own winery, Vince Vineyards. I think he should have called it Dr. Feelgood.

So, I've added a link to The Best Page In The Universe, and it just might be. It's one of my favorite sites...Maddox is hilarious! First, let me appologize to my fellow Star Wars nerds, he gives the new movie a pretty harsh beat down, but it's still pretty funny. Anyway, I recommend "5 Shitty Movies That Everyone Loves", "Bill O'Reilly is a Big Blubbering Vagina", and the FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'LL EVER SEE.... "I Am Better Than Your Kids" and "More Crappy Children's Art Work". These last two are down in the "Read These Classics Or Go To Hell" section. The "I Hate Cameron Diaz" page is funny shit too. So, go now...and enjoy!

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