It's time to check my Entertainment Weeklys to see what's up....let's see: For just $2.49 per call Elmo will call your child that "Going to the dentist is fun!" ; Ryan Seacrest is coming out with his own line of t-shirts'; ....give me a break; There is going to be a 3-D smurf movie! Sweet!! just don't include the stupid baby smurf...he ruined the show; Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) is engaged....TO BE MARRIED...wow... ; Sandra Bullock and Jesse James finally got married. I met Jesse James once and let me just say...he's FUCKING HOT BUSINESS!! So, congrats to Sandra...enjoy! ; a judge dismissed the $20 million libel suit againtst Michael Moore. The suit was brought on by James Nichols, brother of Terry Nichols, who claimed that Bowling for Columbine inaccurately connected James Nichols to the 1995 bombing. However, the statements made in the documentary were found to be "factual and substantially true" ; and get this, Harrison Ford rode around with UPS in Jackson, WY. to personally deliver Star Wars Trilogy DVD sets to people, to celebrate Amazon's 10th birthday! Can you fucking imagine!? Opening up your door to find Han Solo there to bring you your box set! That would be so tits!
K...I'm done with celebrity news now, nothing can top Solo front door service. So I leave you to talk amongst yourselves. Here, I'll give you a topic:
Would you rather...
Have your breath smell like a bad fart
or
Have your laugh sound like a fart?
I, personally, would choose to have my laugh sound like a fart, because farts are funny so it would just make everyone laugh more. I don't want fart breath! Ewww! What do you choose?
6 comments:
Yeah, that goes for me too. I would much rather suffer a moments humiliation to find out my breath stinks than to be spewing shit smell from my mouth all day. Just let me know. : )
haha... nice post but you forgot one of the other possibilities... i wonder how you get a fart to sound like a laugh :P
keep well...
That would be even better! Then farts would be even more funny.
Well, if you ever tell me I have bad breath, I'll have to kill you.
Just so you know. I have to listen to the voices.
(the deleted comment was me...had wasn't done and hit send...moo, moo moo.)
anyway...
Um...ok. Natural Hair Regrowth...? I'm not really in the market for that right now. Sorry... ?
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