Scrubs Music Video -- Guy Love

Scrubs is back tonight!! Yeah! I like it A - LOT.

I'm in love!

So I've seen Casino Royale twice now, and I just have to say that basically it rules and Daniel Craig is my new boyfriend. OMG HE IS DREAMY! I love him as Bond, loved this Bond movie and how they dealt with James at the beginning of his 007 life. It was fantastic and I can't wait until the next one. I think Daniel Craig is my new favorite Bond.

I mean... come on. 'Nuff said. If you haven't seen Casino Royale yet, YOU MUST! Do it.

 

Bon Jovi Hall of Fame

Here are my boys performing after their induction.

Shut Your Fucking Mouth When You Eat!!!

Topic 1: TomKat Wedding Fever!

• Tough week to be an entertainment reporter ha? "Yeah, I HAVE to go to Italy for a week to cover the Tomkat wedding. boo hoo..."
• Quit asking celebrity wedding guests what the wedding was like!!! It's a fucking wedding... what are they going to say? "She looked like shit. This was the worst wedding ever."
• Ok, now that they're married can we stop hearing about them? WTF!

Topic 2: Britney-Fucking-Spears!

• It drives me nuts that now that Brit dumped K-Fed, suddenly people are acting like she's this great girl who was just being taking advantage of from K-Fed, the big loser in the relationship. Seriously? What the fuck?! BRITNEY SPEARS IS A SKANKY-FISHY-BITCH-WAD! Her divorce doesn't change that. It's true that they are both separate to wander the white-trash sea of life alone now... But make no mistake that they are both the same people they were 6 mos. Ago.
• In case you were dead this week, Britney ("Miss Spears" if you're nasty) was caught giving out accidental photo shoots with her Cha Cha. Real nice. Here's a tip... From one woman to another: When you're going 'commando' wear a dress that's long enough to cover your ass! Even when you're Britney Spears, an uninvited Quim-shot is never welcome.

Topic 3: Thanksgiving

• Lame... As usual. Mom and I spent the day at my Grandmother's house. The end.
• The Macy's Day Parade was hella lame. It's just a big New York commercial, basically. Whatever.

Topic 4: Black Friday

• This year I broke my black friday hymen, and I went to stand in lines for doorbuster sales, at 3:30am.
• I have said before that there is nothing I want that bad, and I was right. Wow, I way underestimated the number of people. I actually started talking to the people around me in line, so that was fun and made the time pass more quickly.
• I went to get a camcorder for my Aunt in Oklahoma, and after almost 2 hours in line I was successful! So, it was worth it, but I don't think I'll be one of those people that makes it a yearly tradition. Seriously, go get some sleep people. lol

Topic 5: Bon Jovi

• My sweet babies were inducted into the UK Rock & Roll Hall of Fame this past week! It was so great to see them honored like that. A personal thanks to them for the mention of Alec and Hugh. That meant a lot to me as a fan, thanks for not leaving them out.
• Also inducted were James Brown, and Prince. Prince didn't perform, which was disappointing, but his acceptance speech was really nice, and I just love him. :D
• In addition, my husband surprised me by appearing on Ellen during a segment with my President, Bill Clinton. IT WAS SWEET! My baby AND my president...In one setting! Dreamy! ;D Don't I have the best husband ever?! He goes all the way to New York, just to surprise me. He's so sweet.

Final Topic: Smackers, You're on notice!

• Seriously, I don't know what I'm going to do. So, before I go to the top of the belltower to start taking people out I'm going to try to reason with you. Not all of you out there... just you, the "Smackers". Yeah, that's right... "Smackers." You know who you are.
• If you Smackers can't find a way of eating or chewing with your fucking mouth SHUT... it may be the end for you. Over the years, all the Smackers have continued to smack their fucking full mouths, completely disregarding anyone else in the room, theatre, planet... And they've almost killed the last "human" part of me. Once it's gone... DANGER!
• Seriously, next time your at a restaurant, or food court look around. It is disgusting the way most people eat. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING COW!!!!! It's disgusting! It's rude!
• The average Smacker is going to be a child... However, don't be fooled into letting it go because of their age. Start the training early! Note: Adult Smackers are usually closeted smackers who are unaware of their own smacker status and will become angry when outed as a "Smacker".
• Note: The Queen bee of the Smackers is the the Teenage Girl. BE VERY CAUTIOUS WITH THIS SMACKER! They can smack like none other! It's the perfect warm-up for phone talking...Starts loosening the jaw. There are only two options: attack the teen girl smacker, or leave the room, theatre, planet until the beast is done feeding.
• One final note. If the disgusting pig-filth-Smackers-O'-the-world get to continue to eat/chew with their mouths open, no matter how offensive and rude to others then I think the Smackers can live with me telling them to shut their fucking mouths, despite how rude it may be.

PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

Democrat Domination!

 

Choppin Broccoli

This is one of my favorite all time SNL moments. Please to enjoy.

Happy Halloween!

The Hallowe'en Cauldron

In the firelight's gleam, by the moon's pale light, in the cauldron's steam, on Hallowe'en night,

all the ghosts and goblins greet your sight.

Moby featuring Debbie Harry - New York New York

This video is pretty funny. It's a good time. I recommend it.

A Sniff Down Memory Lane

Isn't it crazy how much a smell can remind you of?

I was unpacking a box of perfume and in the bottom I found an old bottle of scent oil. The scent is "Ocean" and I haven't opened the bottle in years. In fact there really isn't any oil left in it, but enough that the smell was still strong. Oh my God... I literally just closed my eyes and it brought back so much. For the men I have had feelings for in the past I have certain items that I end up associating with them. The items are usually cologne and/or scent, incense, and music. Ocean was a Derek scent. So, it reminded me a lot of the years I spent adoring him completely. I thought it was pretty ironic I found it now, having just talked to Derek last week. Anyway, more than just making me think about Derek, that smell brought back this whole period in my life. Working at the movie theatre, going to raves (or spending all night just trying to find the map point!) then spending the rest of the night/morning at Dennys. lol Go home, sleep for a few hours, get up and get dressed for work again. Repeat. lol. Moby, Opus III (which I'm listening to right now, "It's a Fine Day"... To go with my trip down memory lane.), Nebula Nine, Tony, Becky, Paul, Wade, Sonny, Rachel, Scott... lol it even reminded me of fucking Cecil! Gag! (He was an asshole that worked at the theatre with me at the time... Better forgotten frankly.) Trips to Isis, Depeche Mode, NIN, haunted houses, fucking mall security guards! I could go on and on.

Wow. All of that in a leftover drop of oil. : )

Japander.com

So, at Japander.com you can watch all sorts of commercials from Japan with some of our favorite celebrites. Here are some of my favorites.

Check out these commercials from Japan with Kiefer Sutherland as Jack.
Here are some James Bond ones, my favorite is the Visa add.
A fantastic Michael Jackson commercial. lol... priceless.
Here are two Panasonic adds with George Lucas. The first one is kinda crazy, but cool. The second one is kinda slow, but has some cool effects.
Ewan McGregor did a cute series of ads for a "conversation school" and some lame ones for a coffee drink. Be sure to watch the one the Japander site entitled "Ubiquitous", pretty silly/stupid.

MADONNA // JUMP // PREVIEW

Little Superstar

One of the best things ever.

The Republican Party Supports Sexual harassment of Children!

Rep. Mark Foley (R- Florida) quit on Friday because he's a fucking pervert who was sexually harassing kids and someone other than the Republican party found about it, so he finally had to stop doing it.

THIS MAKES ME FUCKING SICK TO MY STOMACH!!! THE FACT THAT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY KNEW THIS WAS HAPPENING A YEAR AGO AND DID NOTHING ABOUT IT IS MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE!! IT IS DISGUSTING!! IT IS A DECISION TO PLACE POLITICS BEFORE CHILDREN! MEMBERS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY NEED TO TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE REPRESENTING THEM TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, AND THE WORLD!! ARE THESE LEADERS ACTING IN A WAY THAT YOU WOULD IN THAT SITUATION?


WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?


ANYONE THAT HAD ANY IDEA THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON, AND DID NOTHING, SHOULD RESIGN!! I don't fucking give a shit that last spring Foley was given a stern-talking-to and told to stop all contact with the pages. HE DIDN'T AND NO ONE STAYED INVOLVED TO MAKE SURE!! He should have been told to resign back then, at the time.

As for the argument that the family of one of the pages Foley was sexually harassing asked that he be talked to about it, but that they didn't want it pursued any further than that...SHAME ON YOU!!! How could you react like that to a man that was talking to your CHILD that way?

This is NO different than an online child predator. We see those fucking stings on t.v. all the time these days. Grown men who are in communication with children. Sometimes the communication isn't sexual in nature. These predators get to know the kids, become their friends. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY DOUBT IN THE PUBLIC'S MIND WHAT THE INTENTIONS OF THESE MEN ARE... REGARDLESS OF THE SPECIFICS OF THE COMMUNICATIONS SENT.

THIS IS THE SAME THING. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE WASN'T BEING SEXUAL IN EVERY TEXT MESSAGE AND EMAIL... THAT WAS THE INTENT AND THE END-GAME. DO NOT LET THE REPUBLICANS SWEEP THIS UNDER THE RUG ANYMORE!!! TRUE CHILDREN OF GOD WILL FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM PEOPLE WHO TURNED A BLIND EYE TO A SEXUAL DEVIANT!! ALL AMERICANS MUST INSIST THAT THOSE INVOLVED IN THIS COVER-UP LOSE THEIR JOBS IMMEDIATELY!!

If you say "No" to those involved losing their jobs, then you're saying "Yes" to child abuse. It's that simple.

Poll Results: Best Quotes Ever!

So, the best quote winners are........

• From Gary Busey: "When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness, your foresight will become a nimble vagrant."
• From Jessica Simpson: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." Upon being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton while touring the White House)
• From George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -- shame on -- shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again. "

Classics.

Up next in My Poll Place ... Fall Pilots Part 1. What do you think about some of the new t.v. shows this fall? Vote here. This is the first batch of shows... so if I didn't get to one you'd like to see... hang in there. I will. Enjoy. :D

The Fifth Sentence

Found this on another blog and thought it sounded interesting.

Instructions:
Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 123.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you


Ok, currently I still have all my books packed from the Flood. However, when I opened the book box and grabbed the one on top it was "My Life", by President Clinton. So, on page 123, the fifth sentence is as follows.

"My last week in college was spent in high anticipation of the outcome, four days before our graduation." Hmm. Not a great sentence, maybe I should have looked for the "coolest" book I could find. Clinton is talking about the election that Robert Kennedy was in for the Dem. seat. He then goes on to talk about Robert Kennedy's assasination. It's so nice to read something from a President who is literate. :D

Evs!

Which of the Star wars cast are you? C3P0 C3PO's main function as a protocol droid is to assist with etiquette, customs, and translation so that meetings of different cultures run smoothly. C-3PO hates adventure. His motto is, "We're doomed!".

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Which of the Harry Potter characters are you? Wormtail Weak, pathetic creature. Joins whoever is strongest.

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Whatever. Wormtail? Lame.

The Follower of American Politics and Other Polls

I updated My Poll Place. Choose your favorite quotes. I was inspired by good ole George W. And the following quotes he has made.

"A fellow came the other day to my office and said 'Are you worried about Osama Bin Laden'. I said 'No I'm not too worried about him."
Jan 22, 2002.

"I repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him."
Mar 13, 2002.

"Gosh, I don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama Bin Laden. That's kinda one of those exaggerations." Oct 13, 2004.

Oh, him! Isn't he adorable when he's lying. ; )

Poll Results: The Emmy Goes To

Best Comedy: Tie; Scrubs and Will and Grace
Best Drama: Tie; 24 and Rome
Best Animated: Tie; South Park and Family Guy
Best Reality: The Amazing Race
Best Variety/Comedy: The Daily Show with John Stewart
Best Actor in a Comedy: Zach Braff - Scrubs
Best Actress in a Comedy: Megan Mullally - Will and Grace
Best Actor in a Drama: Kiefer Sutherland - 24
Best Actress in a Drama: Polly Walker - Rome
Best Supporting Actor/ress in any series: Everyone wins basically. Almost everyone got a vote. :D

The Towers 5 Years Later

 

John Karr: Daffy Bastard

Wow... I don't think any of us that live in Colorado expected to ever see an arrest made in the JonBenet case. That day has come, and I simply can't believe it. Literally. I don't believe it. Of course we'll have to wait and see what further information comes out, and it's hard to believe that the Boulder Police Department would move on this without being sure...but we are talking about the Boulder Police Department here. Let's not forget it's like the keystone cops up there in Boulder. They should have had their Environmental Police handle this whole thing. They are the real authority in Boulder after all. (For those of you not from Colorado... I'm not kidding about the Environmental Police. They really have them in the People's Republic of Boulder.) I hope I'm wrong. I hope he did it and that justice will finally be found for this little girl. I hope her parents really weren't involved. ....We'll see...

Whether he did it or not, either way he is a Daffy Bastard.

 

Poll Update

My Poll Place is now featuring my own personal Emmy nominations. Key words there are that they're my personal nominations; thus your favorites may not have made the list. Sorry about that.

This also means the results are in for the following:

Favorite Tim Burton film? Batman (That's so old school...nice.)

Favorite Star Wars episode? A New Hope (This was a close race, but in the end A New Hope pulled ahead...I agree btw)

Do you support stem-cell research? Yes (This was 100% yes...rock on.)

Who would win the fight between the Justice League and the X-Men? Tied with 50% of the vote each. I finally decided to close the race here... this one apparently is just too close to call. (Justice League would totally dominate.)

"Be a winner, not a weiner!"

Major Victory

I have to tell you all about the best show EVER! Who Wants To Be A Superhero fucking rules!!! The master of all superheros, Stan Lee, is on the hunt for a new character. People compete in various/hilarious competitions, and the winner's character will make an appearance in a Stan Lee comic, and also star in a movie on the SciFi channel. Above is Major Victory, my personal favorite. If you like comics, superheros or Stan Lee, you have to watch the show.

Mel Gibson: Daffy Bastard

Mel Gibson is losing his mind. He's not the first. It seems there are some celebrities that are just destined to flirt with sanity. South Park called it. Two years ago they ran an episode called "The Passion of the Jew". For any who haven't seen it, in light of recent events, I highly recommend it. Of course it's funny, but it showcases the beginning of Mel's dementia quite nicely. hee hee. Anyway, I have no choice now but to assign Mel a Celebrity Nut Job Rating. I feel, at this time, I'm going to assign Mel to an "Anna Nicole Smith" rating. Let me explain why.

Level 1: Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston is the lowest level of the Celebrity Nut Job Rating system. Of course who can forget Whitney's coming-out-of-the-crazy-closet performance in which she told Diane Sawyer in an interview that "I didn't do crack; crack is cheap. Crack is for poor people." aaaahhh.... Classic. Although her slip from reality is documented on "Being Bobby Brown", for the most part Whitney keeps the crazy within her own home, thus making her the lowest on the rating system. Other celebrities on the "Whitney" level are Tom Cruise, Anne Heche and Ozzy. However, his is a result of all the drugs... So it's not his fault. Ozzy fucking rules no matter what. Moving up brings us to...

Level 2: Anna Nicole Smith

The Queen of Crazy...Anna Nicole Smith. God love her... She's just out there. Love her or hate her, she sure is entertaining. From her drunken public appearances to every episode of her reality show, Anna revels in her craziness. Her insanity is right out there for everyone to see, putting her in the "news" often. The public display of crazy is why Mel has been assigned to her group. This group also includes Farah Fawcett, Elizabeth Taylor and Courtney Love of course.


All of these levels pale in comparison to highest level on the Celebrity Nut Job Rating system.


Level 3: Gary Busey

What really sets Gary apart is his complete simplicity. He's crazy. The end. However, he has NO IDEA that he is, and he doesn't even realize that other people see him as crazy. He's completely gone... And it's fascinating. Gary's son Jake once said this about his father "He's a lot different than I am. He's always telling stories about monkeys and toads and rockets. I can never understand what he's talking about." No shit. Gary Busey is the old guy sitting at the end of the bar, who's missing teeth and wants to tell you all about the connection between bus fare and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He believes himself a prophet, philosopher etc. Enjoy another Busey quote; "Your shadow, the dark side. C.G. Hume writes about it, in terms of the fact that every one of us has a dark side. And my dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties." My last bit of Busey that I'll provide is a section of an interview done with Metal Rules! Magazine (why they would interview him I have no idea, but they did. Issue #10, 2002)

Metal Rules: Do you have any last words for the readers of Metal Rules!?
Gary Busey: Yeah, the readers of Metal Rules!: please do one thing for yourself, that's have an open mind. Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing, that way you'll be free to digest the information in the magazine. They give you the point of view they're giving to you from their hearts. This is Gary Busey signing off.
MR: Have you ... Are you on the Internet?
GB: Did you hear what I just said?
MR: What's that?
GB: Did you hear what I just said?
MR: You said you were signing off does that mean you are going? (starts laughing)
GB: Huh?
MR: You said you were just signing off.
GB: No, did you hear what I just said about telling the readers of Metal Rules!?
MR: Yeah.
GB: Did you hear that?
MR: Yeah, I taped it.
GB: That didn't come from me.
MR: Who said it? (Confused giggling)
GB: That came through me.
MR: Oh, okay. (Laughing nervously)
GB: It was something that was delivered to me to say to you because that is not the way I talk.
MR: Then who just said it then?
GB: Uh-huh.
MR: Who delivered that to you?
GB: Another force in nature.
MR: You don't know who it is?
GB: Probably an angel.

Ha ha ha. Good times. I love that guy...He's fucking crazy, but he's so much fun. Daffy Bastard. Anyway, "Busey" is the ultimate. I don't want to hear shit about Michael Jackson. Michael is no longer measurable. He is no longer "one of us" if you know what I mean. So, he's out of range... He's like another world, alien type of thing now. Gary Busey is where it's at for crazy now. At the present time, Gary is the only one on his level. I don't feel that any of the nut job celebrities have really devoted themselves to "Going Busey" although honorable mention to Mickey Rourke who is really working on it. Should that change, you'll be the first to know.

In the meantime, Welcome Mel Gibson; the latest star to go fucking bonkers! You're a daffy bastard now Mel. Congrats and here's to earning your Busey badge... I know you can do it. :D

Not sure where your favorite nut job comes in on the rating system? Just let me know and I'll be glad to help.

EVIL DR. WILL DOMINATION!

I've washed my hands of the 6ers. Go Will!

 

Champions on Ice

Last night was great, of course. It was amazing to see Yevgeny Plushenko, Stephan Lambiel, and all the others we got to watch at the Olympics. It really meant a lot to me...I love me some figure skating. Most of them did their Olympic routines, which I liked, and then of course they did some cast performances where everyone was together. Couple of things: Something went wrong with the music during Stephan's performance, so it ended up cutting his program short. That sucked because he was only skating for a couple of minutes and he's one of my sweet babies. However, he rocked for the time he did perfom. As for Michelle Kwan. ::sigh:: I love me some Kwan. No skating fan can deny her talent and impact on the sport...yadda yadda yadda. She was pretty lame. Michelle was the "closer" of the show last night, prior to the big group finale. She did NO jumps at all. Don't get me wrong. I've been to ice shows before and the skaters never go to the level they would in competition, and I get that. Why would they. Why risk hurting themselves for a show piece. No problem. However, that doesn't include throw away jumps like doubles or even singles for fucks sake. Some might say "Sunshine, maybe she was injured." Well, yeah she could have been but if she is hurt bad enough to not even be able to do a single...she probably shouldn't have been in the show that night at all. Junior skaters can do doubles! Her program was short, boring and she didn't even include her trademark spiral section! WTF? It wasn't good. I still love her and I've seen her a few times before and she's always been great, but she just wasn't there last night. Jake even said to me when she finished "So, she didn't even try. " Exactly my thought. Other than those two moments though, the show was fantastic! Thanks Jake. :D

And the winners are...

There have been some new poll questions added, and a few that have now closed.

No surprise here... The person that most of you are sick of hearing about is Paris Hilton. I couldn't agree more. As for the legalization of marijuana, 83% of you are in favor of it. Rock on! When it comes to superpowers, 67% of you would choose invisibility. Interesting. I personally would go with flying. 67% of you would rather be trapped in a room with 30 clowns for one night over your other options; although a big shout out to the person who said they would rather teabag a porcupine! That's hardcore. :D Last but not least, 80% of you prefer Elvis to The Beatles. Me too.

I left a few of the older polls in there because the race is really too close right now. (Such as your favorite Tim Burton film, favorite Star Wars movie, and the war between the Justice League and the X-Men) So, if you haven't voted yet be sure you do. New polls on the way, including Sunshine's Emmy Awards.

Goodbye my lover...Goodbye my friend...

Just a quick note because I'm getting ready right now for Champions on Ice tonight!!! (SWEET!!!) : D In other news I quit smoking 3 days ago. I know the title is dramatic, but also very accurate. I finally realized that I'm never going to get to a point where I don't like smoking anymore. I really do like it. So, instead I'm going to look at like drugs. I liked those a lot too, but there just comes a time when you realize that you can't do that shit anymore. (I don't want to hear anything about weed. Pot is not a real drug, it's like herbal aspirin.) Anyway, I had to just walk away from drugs once I told myself that you just can't do everything that you want. Now that is what I'm doing with cigarettes. I love them SO much... but I just can't do it anymore. If I can quit meth... I can quit cigarettes. Wish me luck...I'll keep you updated. I have to go now...I've got to get to Jake's...hee hee... he's going to a figure skating show. lol I'll fill you in on that tomorrow. :D

What?!

So we're at Old Chicago celebrating Justin's birthday, and I go outside with Jake to have a cigarette (no longer being allowed to smoke indoors in Colorado anymore.) This drunk, and crazy as it turns out, guy who is also smoking calls us over to him. He tells us that he is an "artist" who travels the country and he wants to get our opinion on something. He then begins to go off about having to smoke outside now, and how smokers are this whole sub-culture now, and on and on. He tells us that he thinks we ('we' being smokers) should have a "Boston tea party" by just going into public places and smoking at the same time. "What are they gonna' do?" (? Great idea dickhead.) There was also a woman with him but she was not a smoker, was not standing by him, and was apparently annoyed with him also. He starts to bring her into the "conversation" and it keeps building until the two of them are just talking over each other. For those of you who watch South Park, think "Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was America!" That is the gist of this guy and his point. So anyway, I try to kind of lighten the mood a little and I say that I'm hoping maybe the inconvenience of having to go outside to smoke will finally be the motivation I need to quit. hee hee ha ha. As his girl/friend is kinda laughing with me and starts to talk to me, "crazy guy" leans over and asks me for my cigarette. Thinking it was strange, I turn and ask him why when he reaches over, takes my cigarette, says "You just quit" and throws my cigarette into the parking lot!!! OH WUH UH!!! So I stand up, tell the guy to fuck off and walk inside. I get another cigarette and go back outside. As soon as I get out there the crazy fuck face starts with "I'm sorry...Come here...I'm sorry...I'll buy you a new pack...Etc." Meanwhile I keep telling him what I think of him (It was my time of the month too, by the way. Yeah... I was REALLY happy.) Then Chris came outside to join me, so the crazy fuck face finally left me alone and went back inside. So, that's the end of the story and all I can say is what the fuck? You know what it reminded me of though? Dane Cook. For those of you who haven't seen or heard his stand-up, then sorry. You're shit out of luck on this one, and you need to go get yourself some Dane Cook. For those of you who have, this was my little boy with the ice cream cone moment. That crazy fuck face wanted to be remembered for something. Dane's right, when I'm 60 I'll bet I'll still remember "that crazy fuck face who tossed my cigarette." I guess it could have been worse... He could have shit on my coat.

Tum...Tum Tum Tum.

First of all yesterday was Justin's birthday to a big Happy Birthday to him! : D The gang will be going out tomorrow night to celebrate it with him, and I found out the other day that I can have a drink or two, so I'm excited. My doctor (the brain doctor... a.k.a. McDreamy) told me that alcohol isn't a problem with the medication I'm taking but that it will make me a cheap drunk. That's cool with me. I saw McDreamy on Wednesday for a follow up visit to see if I'm still crazy, lol. Turns out I'm not...woo hoo! I was hoping that he was going to tell me that I'm all better so I don't have to keep taking the meds and I can drive and that all is well. It didn't go that well though. I am better, but he wants me to stay on the meds at least until the end of September to make sure that I don't have anymore seizures. Still no driving (lame!), and I have to go back at the end of August to have an EEG, then again in the beginning of September to discuss the results of said EEG. Based on the results he'll then decide if I can stop taking the meds or not. The sooner I can quit taking the pills the better. They give me heartburn and make me sleepy, which he said is normal, but it sucks for me. I've got to say though that the fruity flavored chewable Tums are not at all bad. It's kind of like chalk candy. So, I guess it could be worse.

Finally the time has come and POTC 2: Dead Man's Chest is out! My sweet baby Orlando has returned to me! We didn't go to the midnight show last night like we normally would, but it just wasn't meant to be. So, at some point this weekend I'll see it and let you know what I thought. Also on the agenda this weekend is Superman and the last two games of the World Cup. I would say "Go France!" but Italy is going to win I think. We'll see. That's all for now...I'm sleepy... Damn those pills!

The Declaration of Independence

Happy 4th of July

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen ColoniesIn CONGRESS, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

The signers of the Declaration represented the new states as follows:


New Hampshire
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

For additional information about the Declaration of Independence, see these sites:
National Archives and Records Administration: Declaration of Independence
Library of Congress: About the Declaration of Independence

But Duddy... I Want It!

So during my recovery period I've been watching a lot of T.V. (even more than usual) and I just need to discuss some things. For example... "My Super Sweet 16", "Daddy's Little Girl", "Rich Girls" etc. OH MY GOD!!! I don't know if any of you have actually watched one of these shows, but I have not (at least not for more than 5 minutes...After all there is only so much I can take). Why would I want to? Why would anyone want to? What is fun about watching spoiled brats bitch, moan, and whine for a bunch of stuff that they don't even appreciate anyway? I really don't get it. Even if I was a teenager I wouldn't want to see some other 16 year old have a birthday party that costs half a million dollars when mine is going to be in my backyard. "Rich Girls"... Basically a show about watching two socialites shop all day. Thrilling. Unless you're shopping for something you're sending to me... fuck off. I don't care. Of course these shows didn't come out of nowhere. "The Simple Life" and "Gasitneau Girls" layed the foundation for all these great teenage money obsessed "shows" in the first place. To be fair, I can say that in my life people have told me that I'm "spoiled". However, let's talk about degrees here. I'm an only child, so I've been spoiled in the sense that growing up, whatever money my Mom had to spend on Christmas or whatever didn't have to be split up between more than one child. So, naturally that meant that I got more things than all my friends with siblings did. Now, let's talk about some examples from Oprah the other day. She had an episode about spoiled children and what to do to stop it. There was a lady on the show who had a 4 year old daughter. 4... Remember that... 4 years old. This mother had spent THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of dollars on dolls and other toys for her daughter. The little girl had real diamone earrings, a Coach bag ( a fucking Coach bag for Christ's sake...!) and a real cell phone to put in it (for all those calls to Strawberry Shortcake she needs to make), in addition she gets a manicure and pedicure once a week. That is retarded! This mom and daughter were not the only guests on the show of course, there were all sorts of parents with all sorts of spoiled demanding children on the show. (In the kid's defense, of course it's not their fault, it's the parent's fault for giving in.) I just think that all of this is connected. We've got all these shows on t.v. That are telling kids that money is what matters. AAAGH!!! It makes me crazy. They are in fact the WORST shows on t.v. (note: MTV is responsible for both My Super Sweet 16 and Rich Girls. Nice MTV. Remember when you're network used to be punk-rock. When it used to be about music, and teens being who they were, and not about teaching girls how to be like Paris Hilton? I guess it's just all of us in our 30's that remember those days. Too bad.)

Whew. K, I'm done with that now. As for t.v. that I have been enjoying, the past week has had some good stuff. For example; I watched the Paintball Championships for the first time (didn't know it went that far frankly.) Good Times! It was so much fun to watch, but my favorite part has to be the judges on the field who run around and inspect the players bodies as they continue to play. LOL... so funny. I recommend it. Also, this week I was able to re-watch "The Allnighter", circa 1987 (staring Susanna Hoffs ala The Bangles. Yep that's right.) It was SO GREAT to get to see it again after all these years. I LOVED that movie when it came out. lol. It's so cheesy and silly, yet so so fun. Also I've been enjoying The Last Comic Standing. I love stand-up and a show that makes you laugh is always good in my opinion. Last Friday night Mom, Jake and I went to go see Josh Blue at Comedy Works. He's one of the comics on Last Comic Standing, and he also happens to live in Denver. He was incredible! Seriously, if you get the chance to see him live you really should, you won't be dissapointed. Otherwise you can always check out LCS on t.v. and see a little bit of his act on that. Good times.

And I'm spent. Check out My Poll Place, I've added some more questions. If you've got an idea on a question I should add let me know. Until next time.... Love ya, Mean it, Do!

Just a quickie!

Hi everyone. As you can see, my nooks and crannys are under some renovation. :D One change is that the old poll strip is gone. Instead I have a link in my sidebar to My Poll Place, it's new and improved. Now I can have several polls going at once. Only one vote per person now, however, new polls will be added regularly, so be sure to check back. Hope you all enjoy. Also, the results of the Best French Fry poll are in. Not a big shock... McDonalds wins! They just barely beat out Good Times though, which did shock me a little. Thanks McDonalds for providing little golden sticks of heaven. lol... more tomorrow. Night everyone.

The Devil Wears Prada

Quick note: You've got one more day on the French Fry Poll. Up next? Ann Coulter: Anti-Christ or just a skanky-fishy-bitch-wad?

Jesus Wood and Other Must Haves!

So, today I decided to go to EBay because it's been awhile, and I just wanted to see what I could find. WOW! There are some crazy fucked up people selling crazy fucked up shit on EBay. I feel you should check them out, for humors sake. Here we go.

Let's start out with a little something for the perverts out there.

1. Here you can buy a 3x5 index card that says you get to have one of the infamous 73 virgins upon your death. Cost? $10!! That's right, $10 for an index card. No bids at the moment... Shocking.

2. Here you can buy used dryer sheets from the Playboy Mansion. A. Nasty. B. Yeah right. However, when you go there the guy has the whole story about how the priceless dryer sheets came to be in his possession. It's gross. Cost? 49.99. Again, no bids currently. Thank God.

3. Here a "naughty" girl is auctioning off a "secret" that she's just dying to tell you. Yep. You're bidding on a SECRET. Now what makes this one different than the first two, is that this one has bids. Lots of them. 22 to be exact. 22 PERVERTS HAVE BID TO HEAR THIS SKANKS SECRET! Currently the bid is up to ........drumroll.....$71!!! wow.


Moving on. Of course there are always the "Jesus" items.

1. Here is where you can buy a piece of wood some little boy found that has Jesus' face on it. There are currently 4 bids, and the current cost is $4.00. So, act now if you're interested. : D

2. My personal favorite is here. This is where you can buy, for the current price of $4.99 (there is one bidder at the moment... ?!) an unused pregnancy test that has the face of Jesus in the urine well. That's right. A pee stick with the face of Christ. Now, personally I don't see the face, at all. However, the seller "guarantees" that you'll see it when you get it, or you get your money back. What a deal! I highly recommend you check this out. LOL!


And last, but not least, here are some random ones I found.

1. Here you can find a Frosted Flake with a skull face on it. Cost, $4.00. Although, I can say, I see the skull in it.

2. Here you can buy a small blob... Oh excuse me... I mean a piece of "art" made out of multi-colored mini marshmallows. My favorite part of this one is all in the description. The marshmallows aren't glued together, just stuck together. They will be shipped that way, and of course they are not responsible for any damage to the "art" in shipping. So, basically, you're bidding $0.99 (opening price... No bids yet? hmm.) for a box of hard marshmallows. However, they also point out that these flavored, colored mini marshmallows are really hard to find in some areas. LOL

3. Last, but not least: Here you can buy a small dog stuffed animal for the current price of $3.95. There are currently 4 other bidders you'll have to contend with though, so good luck. Now what is funny about this one is the seller and why he is selling this nasty little dog. You really need to check it out for the full story, but long story short, he has nasty scramble teeth and wants to get them fixed. So, he's trying to get $1100.00! Yep. He's hoping to sell a mini stuffed animal for $1100.00. He's included a picture of his teeth on the site so we know he's not just making it all up. Also, the winning bidder will receive a picture of his teeth, if wanted, and a copy of his dentist bill after the work is done. In addition, if for some reason his bill comes in lower than $1100.00, the winning bidder will get a refund of the difference. Because "I'm NOT looking to make any money here. I just want my teeth fixed." Now, remember, currently the bid is at $3.95 and there are only 5 days left in the auction. So, he only needs another $1096.05. I think he may have to come up with a plan B. For real, check it out. Good times.


Also, I noticed this trend of auctioning off "mystery" boxes. One guy was selling a box for $200 and "promised" there would be at least $2000 worth of stuff in it (the items were up to his choosing.) Yeah, ok. The stupid thing though is that people bid on it. Dick Heads! They deserve to be broke. So, next time you're bored, I recommend the "weird Stuff" section on eBay. All the nut jobs peddle their "goods" there.

A little less crazy, but still not allowed to use the oven alone.

Hello everyone. Thought I'd take advantage of my awake moment and just update everyone. I'm feeling a lot better now, although I'm still not 100%. I'm sleeping a lot, the meds make me drowsy, and I've still got some short term memory loss. My appetite isn't very big yet, although it also gets better everyday. Tomorrow I have a follow up doctor appt. With my family doctor, and then next week I'll have a follow up appt with my brain specialist from the hospital. So far the hardest part of all of this is not being able to drive... One of my favorite things to do. AAAGH! How am I going to make it another 2 1/2 months?! It's also really weird to have people telling you all this stuff you said and did that you can't remember at all. Hey, guess what though? Today I had a memory breakthrough. Mom and I went to lunch and on the way home we passed the Urgent Care Center she took me to first (they took me by ambulance to the hospital... None of which I remember.) Anyway, she asked me if I knew what that place was. I said yes that I remember her telling me about it, but I couldn't remember it, then BAM! Suddenly I could remember pulling into the parking lot there and entering the building. That's all that I remembered, but maybe that's a sign that I'll get some more memories back. Although I'm good with not remembering the CAT-Scan and the MRI, the spinal tap, etc. I just would like to remember the conversations I had with people. I feel bad that so many people came out to see me and all they got was a crazy woman. Sorry about that. ; D Thanks again to everyone for all their love and concern.

As an unrelated side note, saw X3 last night. ::sigh:: They managed to ruin the entire movie in the last 20 minutes. WTF!!?? They better change their mind and do another one because they owe us a better end. Seriously!

For Jake, Justin, Christoph, Todd and my Uncle Er

I have the best friends ever. Today my Grandmother took me and my mother out to lunch and during they were both telling me how my friends came to the hospital every single day that I was there to see me. As I've mentioned before, I've suffered some short term memory loss, so most of the visits I don't remember, but they told me about all of them. It made me cry because I'm so touched that this group of guys cares that much about me. Sometimes it's easy to say that you don't know where you stand with guys sometimes, it's not like they're girls who run around telling each other how much they love each other, guys don't do that. That is exactly what they showed me this week. Thank you so much you guys. It means more to me than you know that you were there for me and my family. I love you guys too. :D

Also, for my Uncle Er who came to visit me too: I love you so much and I know it wasn't easy for you to come. It meant so much that you were there. I love you.

"You look a lot better than you did the other day on the floor."

That is a quote from one of my nurses today in the hospital where I have been since Monday. It begins like this.....

So Monday I slept like pratically all day. So my Mom was pissed so she wakes me up and starts expressing her displeasure and asking me why I had slept all day. When I tried to answer her, my words were all gibberish. I seriously couldn't talk, and I was all dizzy. So, after trying over & over to talk my Mom and not being able to, she got really scared so she told me to get dressed and called emergency who said that she needed to bring me into the hospital. That is the last thing I remember for awhile. My memory goes in and out the first couple of days. So, I'm at the hospital and I meet Dr. McNut (true story...perfect name too he's a real life McDreamy ladies.). He's my brain specialist so he's interviewing me. During this interview I told him the following. I'm 15 (SO not true), we were in California (I was shocked that they were showing Colorado shows in California and told him that...So embarrassing), got the date and year wrong, then told him I was born in 1984 (again, not true.), and my personal favorite is that I told him that my last name was Birth Control. I kid you not. LMAO! So, then I don't remember a lot (including a cat-scan, a spinal tap, an EEG, a suppository, and myself having a seizure. Yeah, that was just like the icing.) I came to on Tuesday and have basically just been monitored in the Intensive Care Unit, poked to the point both my arms are bruised, and hooked to an IV 24 hours. What the evetuanlly were able to explain to me was that I had a virus in my brain (aka viral meningitis SP?) and they basically had do a culture test on what type the virus was. Either a herpes strain, or not herpes. No going home until the culture test was done because if I have it and don't get treated, you die. So, not a whole lot of fun really. In the end, as you can see, I'm home and I'm not telling you that my last name is now Birth Control. Although, If I ever change mine... That's an option. The test was negative, no brain herpes. So, I was released today and got some vicadin for the pain, and some other to help finish killing what I do have. Whew... Pretty scary week, but today was a great fucking day. It's just great to be able to think again. Hearing all that stuff I was was funny, but fucking scary too. Mom and I are officially calling it my Ozzy. She said I was acting just like him which makes sense, it's how I felt.

As for the hospital, I was at Littleton Lutheran Adventist and I was scared being at a hospital for my first visit since birth, and apparently I was "difficult" during those no memory phases, but they treated me so good. Everyone was so attentive and funny and polite... I could go on and on. So I just want to send out a whole-hearted Thank You to everyone that literally helped save my life this week.

: D

Sir Isaac Lime... Domination!

Wow. K... I've decided to call the Otter Pop race. I know it's a little early... But due to some mix-ups, and some shenanigans (shown here...) , Sir Isaac Lime has such a commanding lead (78% of the vote) that I fear no others stand a chance. Congratulations to him and lime lovers everywhere.

Now for our next Poll. Who do you think has the best fast-food fries? Let me know if you think I've forgotten any choices.

Stephan and Sunshine sittin' in a tree...

Jake is taking me to Champions On Ice for my birthday! ROCK ON!!! I'm SO excited. I'm kinda surprised he wants to go. He's a closet skating fan. I think he wants to wear sequins.

Totally loved the end of 24! I can't wait to see what the Chinese are going to do to Jack. Also, the end of Alias was so great. I love that show so much and I'll really miss it. However, I'm really happy with how they ended that show and with how they ended Will & Grace. Goodbye to 2 great shows.

k...back to unpacking. more later.

I Have Exorcised the Dirt! This Body is Clean.

Great news! We moved back home last week. YEAH!!! So, now it's been a long week of unpacking, and moving shit around. Our place is so nice now that it's done. We got new appliances and that rules...This is the first time we've had a fridge that makes ice. It's the little things. : ) Our shower hasn't been working though, so after a week I was so smelly that I was grossing myself out. So, I got out the power drill and fixed it myself. I'm so clean.... What a relief. Tonight is the season finale of 24 and the series finale of Alias. I just can't wait. I'm heading out to jakes now to watch 24, so I'll say goodbye for now. XOXOXO

Moo...Moo Moo.

Just realized that I had a typo on the poll. Poncho Punch is now it's own choice. :D

"Is that your real name?"

You can go to the Social Security website and look up your name to find out how popular it was each year. So, I went to check out Sunshine, and here is what I found.

Popularity of the female name Sunshine
Year of birth & Rank
1981, 805
1980, 707
1979, 706
1978, 697
1977, 575
1976, 562
1975, 537
1974, 619
Note: Rank 1 is the most popular, rank 2 is the next most popular, and so forth. Data are not shown for some of the years you specified because the name Sunshine was not in the top 1000 names for those years. Name data are from Social Security card applications for births that occurred in the United States.

See how in '75, the year after I was born, the name "spiked" in popularity? Copy cats. Mom was a trend setter. :D Seems since '81 I don't even break the top 1000. That's why I can never find keychains, mugs, ornaments, and other misc. what-nots with my name on it. So, what was the number 1 name in 1974? Jennifer. ::snore::

How does your name rank?

The Flood 3: End Game

Sorry I haven't changed the quiz for awhile, but as I've said before, getting online has been a hassle lately. I have to say that I'm a little shocked at the Bond quiz results. Pierce Brosnan was voted as your favorite Bond by a big margin. 67%, while Sean Connery and Roger Moore tied at 17%. I voted for Pierce, but I really thought that most people would say Sean Connery. Hmmm. We'll see how the new guy does in Casino Royale. The new quiz is about your favorite flavor/character Otter Pop. I love Otter Pops...Really I do. Except for the corner-of-the-mouth pain you get when sucking on it.

So, we moved our stuff back in today (HOORAY!) The contractor still has a few things to finish, but for the most part it's all done. Hopefully we'll be able to start sleeping here on Monday. I'm so close... So close to getting the HELL out of Grandma's. ::sigh:: K... I'm tired, and I need to take a shower and get ready for my evening.

I'll leave you with this. Hopefully you all have gone to the link on the right for The Best Page In The Universe. If you haven't, you suck. However, it's not too late. For real... I love Maddox and I'm telling you, you need him in your life. For a sample take his How To Spot A Pedophile quiz. Good times. Enjoy.

By the way, my result for the quiz was:
You guessed 12 of 19 correctly (%63.2). Your grade: C-

Coachella 06

Here is a picture of Daft Punk rockin' everyone's world!


For more Coachella photos go to http:/music.ign.com/articles/704/704180p.1html

All in all I would say that Coachella was pretty cool. There were some disappointments (Madonna... That means you missy!), and I don't know that it was as great as it should have been for the cost, but I'm so glad I went. On Saturday we saw Franz Ferdinand (they rule!), Depeche Mode (one of my favorites of all time...And they were great!), and then finished the night off with Daft Punk. They FUCKING ROCKED THE HOUSE!!! Seriously... I can't say enough about them... Totally amazing, everyone was dancing and having a great time. It almost made me forget about how bad my feet hurt. (Seriously, I think the "grass" in the field was actually concrete...Major foot pain.) I want to see Daft Punk again so bad now!

Then on Sunday we missed James Blunt (sadness...), but we did see Paul Oakenfold (he is amazing... no surprise there, but it was way too hot to be in the tent dancing...we tried. Eventually we gave up and settled for sitting outside the tent and just listening to his chubby grooves. Good times. : D) however, what's the deal with his long hair? It makes him look like a child molester. Not a great look on you Paul. I'm just saying...eww. After getting some drinks, we enter the Madonna portion of the day. ::sigh:: K...Let me just say that I cried I was so disappointed. Don't get me wrong...I'm sure that she rocked. Of course she did, it's Madonna. My disappointment wasn't a result of her performance, but from the poor set up for her show. She performed in the same tent that Daft Punk was in the night before (where we were outside the tent also, but the sound was great.), and granted there was A LOT more people there to see her, but literally I couldn't even tell you what songs she sang. The sound was so horrible that you couldn't hear it AT ALL!! I can't even say that at least I saw a small blip of her... Nope. No such luck. I saw her face once on the screen and that was it. No sound, couldn't see = shit show. No kidding, after the first song so many people just turned around and left because it was a waste of time. GOD IT PISSES ME OFF! Poor Jake. He had to deal with me crying, but man, I've waited a lifetime to see her, and to not even be able to hear it, it was heartbreaking. I knew I wasn't going to be able to see, but not to even be able to tell what songs she was singing?! We weren't even that far out of the tent... Not far from where we had been for Daft Punk. All they had to do was put a fucking speaker facing outside the tent and it would have been problem solved. So, if any of you out there are all bummed about missing her, don't worry. You didn't miss anything, literally. So, after what I'm guessing was 2 or 3 songs we left and took advantage of the short lines for food. : D Then it was onto Tool. This was my first time seeing them, and they didn't disappoint. They were so incredible...Everything I thought they would be. Rock on Tool... Rock on. They were also my favorite along with Daft Punk.

The rest of the time can be summed up as follows: waiting in lines. Whether at the airport, in LA traffic (we had a 3 hour drive from LAX to our hotel, and a 2 hour drive from the concert to our hotel...mmmm yummy.), traffic getting in and out of the parking at the concert (seriously, after 6 years you'd think they'd have a better system to get people in and out), drinks, food, bathrooms, etc. It was all just one big line. If I go again there are definitely things I would do different now that I know what to expect from the whole experience, I would be better prepared next time.

Some of my favorite snipets of conversation I overheard at the show:
"Oooh, there's a reception spot over here." (no cell service anywhere...oi!)
"Are you starting to feel that stuff yet?"
"I guess I'll just stand back here and take everyone's sloppy seconds." (heard at the mist fan)
"Sometimes shrooms grow there..." (This was said by a guy behind us on the LONG walk back to the car which took us by a bunch of horse stables that reeked of shit! It was so gross, so he started singing a song about shit. lol.)
"Hey everyone...I'm fucking stoned!" (said by a guy waiting for the port-o-potties.)

P.S. On a unrealted note...I finally got my high speed working. Woo Hoo...finally no more dial up!

Happy Birthday to Me!

So far today on my birthday I've spilled coffee on myself, put my hand in an ashtray, and I'm fighting my computer trying to get my high speed working. ::sigh:: It can only get better right?

For those of you about to rock... I salute you!

Well, tomorrow we all leave for California for the Coachella festival! Sweet! I really really can't wait. Just noticed today that Kayne West is going to be there. He could be interesting to see... I mean, I'm not saying I'm a gold-digger... But I ain't messing with no broke....

When I get back on Monday, we should be ready to move back into our home. : D That's the best birthday present ever! Also, when we move back I'll have DSL finally. Yeah! I called and ordered it this week so that it will be already to go. That is going to be so great, especially after the near pony-express speed that I currently enjoy at Grandma's house.

In other news, we saw Silent Hill this weekend. ::sigh:: Whatever. There is never going to be another good scary movie ever ever again. I don't know why I let myself get excited. In other words... Silent Hill = Not so much.

I have to go pack now. I have to figure out what I'm going to wear... If I try to stay away from black t-shirts (due to the mid to high 80's weather expected this weekend) my options are going to be cut considerably. What to do, what to do? Love you all... Have a great weekend everyone, I know I will. See you on Monday. : D

April 20, 1999

"Within seconds, the whole building began to shake, and I heard the unmistakable sound of gunshots and extremely loud screaming," she wrote. "The gunfire was so loud that it didn't seem like normal guns could make that much noise." Marjorie Lindholm, student at Columbine, writes in her new book "A Columbine Survivor's Story"

April 20, 1999 Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold walked into Columbine High School killing 13 people and injuring 21 others before killing themselves.

Columbine High is about a mile and a half from my house, and I've got to say... Even after 7 years, I still can't believe that it happened. No one that lives in this community will ever forget what happened on that day. It will be here forever, for all of us that live here. Since that day, never once am I able to drive past Columbine High School without looking over and remembering students hanging out the windows screaming for help. Everytime I go to Clement Park I think about the thousands of people that filled it in the days after the tragedy. Most of them were not members of this community, but had come anyway to show support for the families, to mourn and remember those that were lost. Moments like that were beautiful.

Those who lost their lives that day.

Daniel Rohrbough, 15; Isaiah Shoels, 18; Kelly Fleming, 16; Kyle Velasquez, 16; John Tomlin, 16; Matthew Kechter, 16; Corey DePooter, 17; Daniel Mauser, 15; Cassie Bernall, 17; William "Dave" Sanders, 47; Steven Curnow, 14; Lauren Townsend, 18; Rachel Scott, 17.

Make it a point this week to watch Bowling For Columbine, or the fantastic movie Elephant. Please, I urge you to watch these movies. Even if you don't like Michael Moore... His film is important. We owe it to children to look at gun control and make sure that we are doing all we can to keep them safe. Elephant is not a documentary, but a film inspired by the events of April 20th. It is a very simple film that at times is extremely hard to watch, but it is a film that needs to be seen. Both of these films are so important and I think help to sort out what happened that day. Here are some links to some Columbine related news articles if you're interested.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/8724583/detail.html?rss=den&psp=news

http://www.insidedenver.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4636145,00.html

If you would like more information on the planned Columbine Memorial, including how you can donate money go to www.columbinememorial.org.

There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

K... I have to vent a little bit about my Grandmother. OMG!!!!!! She is such a racist. I knew that about her before, but man... I had no idea. All this immigration reform drama going on in the nation has brought out some of the grossest comments I've ever heard her make... I mean for real. I won't even put the stuff she has said here for you to read because it so embarrasses me that I could even be related to someone like that. These final couple weeks living here are going to be soooooooo long! Then, as if being here weren't bad enough, we've had no t.v. since this past Thursday. Fuck Dish Network! They have to send out a new receiver box and they sent it GROUND?!?!?! WTF??!!!!! I'm not even going to think about all the shows I'm missing. So, I'm hoping to get the receiver tomorrow... We just have to get it by tomorrow... Alias is back tomorrow night. All I'm saying is that Aunt Scarlet is in town and if I have to miss Alias...She is going to be PISSED!!! No of us want that, so let's all hope for the best. Help me UPS... You're my only hope.

One final note. In recent news it has been reported that Heather Locklear is now dating David Spade. ::sigh:: yeah, take a moment to REALLY think about that.

Richie Sambora... David Spade... Richie Sambora... David fucking Spade?!

If this is true I wash my hands of her forever. I know nothing of Heathers and Locklears.

Simmer Down Now!

South Park news:

So, recently South Park took on the issue of cartoon depictions of Mohammed in a two-part episode (Cartoon Wars) which concluded last week. In the end, Comedy Central made the decision to censor a scene depicting Mohammed handing a football helmet to the Dad on Family Guy. I found an interesting article about it that you can read here. Ok, so here are my thoughts on the whole thing. Mohammed is a prophet of MUSLIMS. I'm not Muslim. He's not my prophet, and it's the same for a lot of people. It's absurd to expect people to treat your religious icons the same as you do. I am fully aware that there is a big world out there beyond our borders, and that the cartoon that was published in the Danish newspapers caused riots. However, when South Park first depicted Mohammed in the "Super Best Friends" episode it wasn't an issue. The fact that the episode aired before 9/11 shouldn't matter. (Muslims in our own country did not bomb anything after this episode aired... It's called self-control. I'm just saying.) This is the United States of America. In our country we have freedom of speech. All of the rights and freedoms that we have also come with a possible down side. There is always the possibility of offending someone when you have free speech, but that doesn't change the fact that we do in fact have free speech. What Comedy Central did was allow themselves to be terrorized. They were fearful of something that may or may not happen, and they let it change their principles. I don't want to sound insensitive to Muslims, but allowing one group of people, whether in this country or another, to control what American citizens can say or what they can watch is BULLSHIT!! I'm disappointed in Comedy Central... And I'm surprised. I really thought they would let it air. I mean after all the things that South Park has made fun of and done on the show, it's hard to believe that there is a line to cross. Like it was said many times in the "Cartoon Wars" episodes, either it's all ok, or none of it is. I couldn't agree more.

Now, in other South Park news, Comedy Central also recently (well, not recently, it was back in March but I just found out about it) decided not to rerun the "Trapped in the Closet" episode. This is the infamous episode in which our heroes (Matt Stone and Trey Parker) take on Scientology and in which Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R. Kelly are all "in the closet." This is also the episode that upset Isaac Hayes causing him to leave the character Chef behind for his fruity little club. (heehee) You can read more about this here. My favorite part the article is Matt and Trey's statement regarding the rerun being pulled. "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the self-described "servants of the dark lord Xenu" said in a statement ..."Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies." hee hee. Oh them!

Now to end my South Park news update on a good note. South Park has won a Peabody Award! Congratulations to the entire crew behind South Park, and of course to Matt and Trey. I think that the show is not only funny, but smart and relevant as well. I hope that they continue to do what they do... Making us laugh at ANYONE'S expense.

Jerry! Jerry!

If you ever find yourself missing a little Jerry Springer or even some Ricky Lake, then I've found the perfect quiz for you. "Female or Shemale... Can You Tell?" Good times. I got 12 out of 16 by the way. I really thought I'd do better than that...

A Very Merry Un-Birthday To Me!

As my birthday is quickly approaching... (less than a month to go) I thought I would begin posting helpful gift ideas for all of you. Your welcome. : D

Here we have the first item... a Bon Jovi Coca-Cola can from the Netherlands. You can check out all the info here. Simply dreamy. This would go next to my Bon beer can that I have already.

Seriously, could this can be cooler? No, not really.

Here is where you can go to see the talking Pope doll I want (hilarious!) By the way, they also have a series of President talking dolls, including Dubya, and Clinton (and both of their wives.) The order of my interest is as follows: Pope, Dubya, Clinton, Hilary, Laura, and Regan.

Here is where you can find a George W. Bush puppet style talking doll. Good times.

Here is where you can get the Last Supper lunchbox that I want. It rules!

And last but not least, this is an idea for those of you that really love me.

Put 'Em in Your Mouth... And Suck 'Em and Suck 'Em!

So, Grandma's back in town, which means I have to unhook my computer and hook-up hers. So, I'll do what I can to get back on here soon and make a post, but it's going to be harder. Hopefully we'll be home in a few weeks and then everything will be back to normal. Seriously, living with Grandma... not so much.

Anyhoo...So I'm getting so excited for Coachella at the end of this month. I can't wait! Depeche Mode, Madonna, Tool, Paul Oakenfold, James Blunt...all in two days!!! It's overwhelming. : D

Tom DeLay is out! : D excellent!

South Park is finally back.. woo hoo! I'm so proud of Matt and Trey for the way they handled the Isaac Hayes situation with the first episode of this season. It expressed anger, confusion, and hurt but also reminded all the fans of the show that for a long time he was a part of this South Park family. He made us laugh and we should always love and respect him for that... even if he's been forever changed into Chef Vader by scientology. I really liked the episode, and both Isaac Hayes and Chef will be missed.

The Worst Songs Of All Time

So VH1 aired it's "50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs", and it inspired me to make my own list because I think they missed some. It was really hard to narrow the list down to 10... But here is what I came up with.

10. Rock Lobster by The B-52's : sample lyric "We were at a party / His ear lobe fell in the deep / Someone reached in and grabbed it / It was a rock lobster." The only good thing about this song is that now the horrible CGI monster that "The Rock" becomes at the end of The Mummy now has it's own theme song.

9. We Built This City by Starship: "It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street / Police have got the choke hold, oh then we just lost the beat / Who counts the money underneath the bar / Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars"... WTF? I have no idea what they're talking about. How can the "same" band that did White Rabbit have done this song?

8. Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerren: aaaaaaaaaghhhh! This song pisses me off.

7. Heartbeat by Don Johnson: Enough said.

6. Wannabe by The Spice Girls: "If you wanna be my lover / you gotta get with my friends / Make it last forever / friendship never ends" ?! It's as if she wants him to fuck her friends...Andd that's just too much sharing.

5. Thong Song by Sisqo: I hold this song partly responsible for girls pulling their thongs up to their armpits to be sure you can see it. It's the opposite of the men's pull-my-pants-down-to-my-knees movement. Which is also bad.

4. All That She Wants by Ace of Base: This is a song about a baby-hungry woman who is on the hunt for her next baby-daddy. How sweet.

3. The Sign by Ace of Base: That's right...It'ss back-to-back Ace of Base. This song makes me die a little inside everytime I hear it.

2. Trouble by Shampoo: "Uh-Oh We're In Trouble / Something's Come Along And It's Burst Our Bubble! [Yeah Yeah!] / Uh-Oh We're In Trouble / Book Us A Ticket On The Next Space Shuttle!" The good thing about this song is that it never gets played anymore so I don't have to hear it. : D

1. Electric Boogie by Marcia Griffiths: a.k.a. The Electric Slide song... "Don't wanna lose it [It's electric Boogie woogie, woogie] / But you can't choose it [It's electric Boogie woogie, woogie] / But you know it's there, Yeah here there everywhere" As long as people get married this song will never die! It's the worst part of EVERY WEDDING THAT I HAVE EVER BEEN TO! Horrible dance + horrible song + horribly drunk wedding guests = great wedding day memories!? I don't get it. I vow that should I ever get married...Theree will be NO mother-fucking Electric Slide song! (There will also not be any Macarena...Howeverr, there will in fact be The Chicken Dance because that's just good times...Soo deal with it.)

Now, there are some songs that are horrible songs... but I can't help but love them. So, I just couldn't include them on the list. However, I wouldn't want anyone to think that I don't realize they're awful awful songs....I know they are. But I can't help it.

THE HORRIBLE SONGS I HATE TO LOVE:

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred: can't get enough of it

Barbie Girl by Aqua: all things Barbie are good

Rico Suave by Gerardo: hee hee... Gerardo...

Macarena by Los Del Rio: good song... horrible "dance" craze.

Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy: lol... good times.

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice: LOVE IT!

As for VH1, their Top 10 came in as follows:

10. Heart of Rock & Roll - Huey Lewis and The News

9. Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerren

8. She Bangs - Ricky Martin

7. Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy

6. Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something

5. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

4. Rollin - Limp Bizkit

3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung

2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

1. We Built This City - Starship