The terrorists tried to take me down... but little did they know this isn't my first time at the rodeo! I feel like I could die today because I've gone and got food poisoning for the second time in my life. I ate some leftover rice made last week...turns out that is where it came from. (The first time was from KFC coleslaw...which sucked balls because I really LOVED their coleslaw and I've never been able to bring myself to eat it since. Damn you KFC!) So, while I was online looking up food poisoning and trying to determine if it could even come from rice (rice!? it seems so innocent.) I found the following description of one of the many types of food poisoning. Please to enjoy.
Bacillus cereus: Causes mild illness with rapid onset of vomiting, with or
without diarrhea and abdominal cramping. It is associated with rice (mainly
fried rice) and other starchy foods such as pasta or potatoes. May also be used
as a potential terrorist weapon.
Did you catch that..."MAY ALSO BE USED AS A POTENTIAL TERRORIST WEAPON." Nice...real nice. All I wanted to do was have a light lunch....and BAM! terrorism strikes. Like I said though...having been down this road before (when KFC tried to take me out) this time I knew what was happening...and I've got to say that the first time was way worse. I was pucking for 2 days that time (lol... sorry again to my poor roommate who was emotionally traumatized for life because of all the vomit) and this time I've only vomited a few times...and I'm hoping that I might be done with that part. My body still hurts though... so I'm going to go try to lay down and not vomit. See ya.
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That's really no surprise. Back during the Clinton years the Phoenix Federal Bureau Of Investigation put out a flyer asking people to fight domestic terrorism. It listed as one of the things to look for "defenders of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN";
and "makes numerous references to the US Contitution"
You can read the flyer yourself it's crazy: http://www.keepandbeararms.com/images/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Front.jpg
http://www.keepandbeararms.com/images/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Back.jpg
More recently back in April of last year Virginia put out a training manual for state employees to recognize terroists, that manual listed video cameras, binoculars and sketch pads as terrorist tools. It also listed Property Rights Activists as terrorists. It also listed as terrorism goals when committing their acts as "Influence government or social policy"
You can read the manual as well:
http://www.virginianewssource.com/images/VATerrorismManual.pdf
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